By: Political Pyro
December 14, 2008 at 11:14 pm

Introducing Mondo Beanage’s Political Roasts

Coffeeposted by: Political Pyro
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In honor of America’s first black president, Mondo Beanage’s Obama Blend is a delightful light/dark mix of the finest coffee beans from around the world.

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We start off with one of the finest light roasted beans ever: Kenya AA

Next, from the Indonesian island of Sumatra, we splash in a little dark roast for richness and texture.

Finally, for balance and harmony: a little Hawaiian Kona.

The result — a medium bodied blend that everyone can relate to! Dark color, light flavor, and smooth finish.

To Order this Limited Time Special Blend and Commemorative Bag email us @ politicalpyro@politicalpyro.com for details.

By: Terry
December 3, 2008 at 11:08 am

A Renewed Love With French Press

French Press, Coffee, Sumatra, Brewing Techniquesposted by: Terry
at 11:08 am

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Over the years I have dabaled into Frech Press for a number of reasons. Back in the early eigties I had my first fling with it. I was having an AMAZING dinner at one of the local steak houses when the waiter came and asked if we would like some coffee. Bloated, happy and needing a spot I said sure. When he retured he brougt some of the most wounderful, French Press coffee.

I consumed it like butter. Smooth, rich and full of earthy flavor.

Since the Holiday, I have been French pressing daily. I like to use a dark bean, but not over roasted… something on the like of a nice Sumatra.

By: Terry
November 3, 2008 at 8:19 pm

Meet the Undecideds: Introducing….. Joe the Moron

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Because of the HACKING of our main blog, we have been forced to come up with alternative IDEAS of posting articles. If you wish to comment on post please do it here. You will see link back to here after you read post. THANKS Team Pyro.

It’s discomforting to know that the election will be decided by a small group of Americans known in today’s climate of political correctness as”undecideds”.

When I was growing up, these people were called: morons.

The Wall Street Journal recently published an article about these morons undecideds, and sure enough, there is ample evidence that suggests many members of this prestigious voting bloc possess a diminished mental capacity.

Let’s take a look: CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE

By: Terry
at 12:28 am

A Vision of Hope is Only as Strong as Its Focus

Uncategorizedposted by: Terry
at 12:28 am

One of my pet peeves, if you will… is any human being preying upon the weak.

This is where I know Obama from — it was from my days of doing vending. My company had a few telemarketing firms. These places would have some of the strangest folks you could ever meet. It was like walking into the Star Wars bar scene each and every time I would go there. Without fail, there would be your Obama type… selling dollars, scamming the company for free sodas and snacks and always looking for that fish that was cast upon the shore gasping for air; as he sits there, trying to negotiate a better deal before setting it a drift.

CONTINUED…CLICK HERE

By: Political Pyro
August 5, 2008 at 4:38 am

Hey! Where the White Women At?

Uncategorizedposted by: Political Pyro
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In an election year that has become increasingly dull since the departure of Hillary Clinton, it seems that the fun is actually getting ramped up again with the introduction of Steve Schmidt into the McCain campaign. Schmidt was one of the architects (along with Karl Rove) of the 2004 George W. Bush re-election campaign that produced some of the sleaziest most entertaining moments in modern campaign history.

It seems Schmidt’s presence in the campaign is lighting a much-needed fire under the asses of the McCain camp the way Maggie Williams did for Hillary with the "kitchen sink". But with the mainstream media so firmly in the tank for The Messiah, providing him with 24-hour non-stop coverage, what else is the man to do for some airtime?

Bob Herbert wrote an opinion piece for The New York Times, Running While Black, slamming the newly invigorated McCain campaign for its latest political ad, "Celebrity". While trying to be critical of McCain’s new tactics, Herbert merely solidifies my earliest assumption that Obama and his media minions have been playing the race card all along. Only now, they are becoming more obvious about it. Here is the opening paragraph to Herbert’s piece:                                           

Gee, I wonder why, if you have a black man running for high public office — say, Barack Obama or Harold Ford — the opposition feels compelled to run low-life political ads featuring tacky, sexually provocative white women who have no connection whatsoever to the black male candidates.

Gee, Bob, I wonder why everytime you have a black man running for office, any and all criticism of the man is immediately associated with racism? This is getting old…
 
Now, from the hapless but increasingly venomous McCain campaign, comes the slimy Britney Spears and Paris Hilton ad. The two highly sexualized women (both notorious for displaying themselves to the paparazzi while not wearing underwear) are shown briefly and incongruously at the beginning of a commercial critical of Mr. Obama.

 
You’ve got to be kidding me, Bob. The first thing you think about when you see those two women are the fact that they don’t wear panties? And did you just use the word "slimy" in reference to two women without underwear? The innuendoes are really flying out there, Bob.

Dude, close the laptop, grab your jacket, and procede to the nearest bar. You’ve got some serious internal issues. I suggest you start off with four Martini’s and just keep pounding them till all this blows over. Did you pick up on my subliminal message for you in the previous sentence? That’s right, better bring your credit card… 

Personally, my first assumption was that Barack Obama was being associated with two of the most untalented, undeserving, empty-headed media morons to ever gain America’s attention. They make Ed McMahon look like Laurence Olivier by comparison. Not until I read Bob Herbert’s piece did I even consider that "Celebrity" was actually invoking Blazing Saddles. "Hey! Where the white women at?"
 
                         
 
For those of you out there as slow as I am in picking up on these subliminally toxic suggestions, I have devised a short quiz based on the Rorschach theme (picture association in this example) to sharpen up your thinking skills…

 
The Rorschach inkblot test is a method of psychological evaluation. Psychologists use this test to try to examine the personality characteristics and emotional functioning of their patients. It has been employed in diagnosing underlying thought disorder and differentiating psychotic from nonpsychotic thinking in cases where the patient is reluctant to openly admit to psychotic thinking.
 
I have decided to use Steve Schmidt because I’m guessing, unlike Barack Obama, he isn’t hyper-sensitive about who he is and probably has a sense of humor…
 
What Am I Implying Here??? 
  
 
 
  1. I am racist. I hate white people.
  2. Bald men are eeee-vil.
  3. Steve Schmidt is gay. Those are his lovers.
  4. All three pictures are of the same guy. Good days, bad days.
  5. Lord Voldemort needs to see his dentist. Therefore, so does Steve Schmidt.
  6. Barack Obama is gay. I don’t know why, he just is.
  7. Fasten your seatbelts. The McCain campaign is about to kick some serious ass.

By: Political Pyro
at 3:50 am

Hello world!

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